Sunday, November 12, 2006

"Exactly how much cocaine can you fit in a #4 diaper?"

I've decided to start posting excerpts from some of the e-mails and letters I receive whose overall content and subject matter is too private to post in its entirety.

"I'll be in the military until both my girls are all grown up..."

"The bitch gets pised[sic] when I wanna go drink with the guys!"

"She split right after _______ was born. I've had to hold down two jobs while someone else takes care of him, I barely make enough money for us to eat and I never get to see my own child."

"I'll just hire someone else to take care of her, I mean, it's not like I don't have a life."

"We had twins once, but both of them were stillborn."

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